Open Mouth And Insert Leg
Last night we were eating dinner at our house with my family. My father was in town so we had everyone over for some bratwursts and dogs. About five minutes after we sit down to eat the doorbell rings and Stephanie gets up to see who was at the door. I didn’t pay much attentions until I heard her say, “now is not a good time, we have family over and we’re eating dinner.” Curiosity got the best of me so I got up to see who was there only to find a sales man. I quickly got the guy to leave and we sat back down to dinner. Stephanie just chuckled and said,
“Do you know what that guy said to me?”
“No, but I bet you’re going to tell us” I replied.
“He asked to speak with my mother or father!?”
Ouch. “Hi, I’m a salesman. You look old enough to own a house but I’m going to ask to speak with your mother or father instead of you. Oh crap…you are the mother in this case aren’t you? Can I still try to sell you something?” Open mouth and insert leg! I will give him a small break though. Today at HEB I was ID by a kid 8 years my junior….
